File 1: A Food Fight and a Cell Phone

FOOD FIGHT!!!!
Chaos had broken out in the good ol' Evergreen Middle School cafeteria. Someone had tripped and dropped their lunch tray on a wannabee popular's outfit which looked like it came out of some expensive chic store that normal people have never heard of. Was she just going to let it go? Obviously not. Instead, she picked up the untouched, inedible cup of chili and threw it at the poor boy.

Now that boy might be pitable and unlucky, but he's not a slow idiot. Quickly, he ducked and the icky chili slapped the next bystander in the face.

Next thing you know, everyone is throwing food at each other, grabbing all the inedible food they could grasp in their hands. In just 5 seconds, the air went from clean to chili, nacho cheese, milk, pizza, and peanut butter jelly sandwiches, being thrown across it. Poor air.

Iris, Christine, Bell, Jenny, and Elise quickly hid under the table. Before being able to crawl to their safety though, cheese splattered onto Iris' shirt. "Great, the day of a food fight and they're serving nachos with cheese and chili," she muttered sarcastically. "Ha ha, very funny. Now how are we going to get out of this mess? If the principal or administrator comes in, they might think we've done something and get us in trouble," Jenny said seriously. "And goodness knows Christine has gotten herself into enough trouble," Iris replied. Christine made an annoyed face and stuck her tongue out at her.

"Aw, sh*t," Andrew said as milk splashed onto his back while he crawled over to the girl's shelter. "Mind if I hide with you, doesn't matter, I'm here anyway" he said as he made himself at home. Christine gave him an annoyed look (one that Andrew usually recieves from everyone I may add) and asked "Have any ideas to get us out of here?" "Hmm..." Andrew thought blankly. (Another usual from Andrew) Now for something not so usual. "I've got an idea!" (O_O Told you it was not usual.) "How about one of you exchange cell phone numbers with me, and I'll run out the cafeteria exit door. When I see that no one is looking at the door, I'll call you to let you know you can sneak out," he said.

"Yeah, that'd be a great idea if you wouldn't be caught easily," Iris remarked."

Don't you know? I'm an Asian nija! I can make it to the door without being noticed! Besides...I'll always be trouble whether I get caught sneaking out or not," he said back. "Just let him go Iris, he has a point," Bell replied. Christine took her phone out and handed it to Andrew. "Here, put in your phone number and give me yours." After exchanging cell numbers, Andrew ran like a slightly drunk ninja out the exit when he thought no one was looking.

"I hope that baboon does get caught though," Elise added after he was out of earshot. Iris poked her. "You wanna get outta here or not?" she asked. *PLOP* A half-eaten PB & J sandwich landed on Elise and she screamed. "Ok, yes, that coward better not get caught!"

*Ring* Christine's cell phone rang, signaling it was safe to escape. "Ok, time to get out of here" she said. They ran to the door as fast as they could with food hitting them from left and right. Chili splattered onto Iris' shirt, right next to the cheese stain, as they reached the safe outside where Andrew was. "Hey, look, sis! You match! Have any nachos?" Christine said, laughing. Elise picked a nacho out of her hair and held it out for Christine to get. "Ew, I was kidding!" "It's so interesting to listen to you guys talk," Andrew said walking up to them. "Yep, it is, and thanks," Bell replied. "No problem" he said. Looking around, he then spoke up to say "So...how did you think we'd sneak back into the school?" Iris then did her signature move. She slapped her head.